pomdesu:

i can’t believe saltycardinals is the baby of the group oh my gosh she’s so young and so tumblr famous like wow jealous evry1 younger than me b so talenteddd 3:

Mmmm

I can’t believe I’m one follower away from 300. Oh my god thats like the population of my school!!

http://nak3d-snak3.tumblr.com/post/98596988561/saltycardinals-nak3d-snak3-saltycardinals

nak3d-snak3:

me-thinks-not:

saltycardinals:

nak3d-snak3:

saltycardinals said shes gonna find every use for my body, currently im being used as a couch/bed for her

-couch/bed/chair (check)

-land surfboard (check)

-pedestal (check)

-footstool (check)

-target practice (check)

-laundry basket (no)

love you becca. Y’know its that time of night where I do my routine right about now.

Update: SHE FORCING ME TO SAY IM TRASH WHILE MASSAGING MY BUTT WITH HER FEET AND USING ME AS A TRAMPOLINE, I CAN FEEL HER SMIRK FROM MY POSITION

Serves you right.

nak3d-snak3:

saltycardinals said shes gonna find every use for my body, currently im being used as a couch/bed for her

-couch/bed/chair (check)

-land surfboard (check)

-pedestal (check)

-footstool (check)

-target practice (check)

-laundry basket (no)

-trashcan (not yet)

-hiding place (maybe/thinking)

Still not done yet ^-^

viking-butts:

saltycardinals:

viking-butts:

viking-butts:

erin doesnt love me

maybe if i was tumblr famous she would love me

Nat we:

-watched the winter soldier together

-i fed you chocolate pudding parfait

-fucking cuddled you

-and did a traditional dance

bUT DO YOU LOVE ME

No I dont love you Nat. I spoil you to shit every goddamn day because I loath you so much. Well I see how it is then.